Oracle Retentive

Oracle Retentive: adj. 1. The inability to write even the most trivial software function without making it access a SQL database in general, or an Oracle database in particular. Sundar is so Oracle retentive I bet he couldn't write "Hello, World" without a database connection. 2. The inability to understand any database other than Oracle, say MSSQL or MySQL. 3. The propensity to hand large sums of cash to Oracle because they asked you for it.